So I went to see my mum this weekend; I'm seeing her after about a year (hey, I call every week, ok? I'm not a jerk, she just lives far away).
First thing she tells me after giving me a quick up-and-down?
"Yogi, you've put on weight. Especially here. (Jabs at my midriff). Little paunch... Getting old, what?"
And then she proceeds to stuff my face with some super delicious Indian food. Thanks mom. I love you too. And now back to my crunches and pushups to get rid of all that lard...
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10 hours ago

you're not fat...
ReplyDeletejust unfit