Two huge events in the news

I've been a bit busy with work and all that, but there were two things that caught my attention, that are really too important to pass up.

1. Japanese men find love at last.

As you may have already read, Japanese men have absolutely no time and/or interest in sex. Plus of course, there are now guys like Le Trung, who have gone ahead and, well, you have to read it.

Take a look at this guy's face. You know he's been spending way too much, ahem, happy time with the fembot. You just know.



2. Oprah gains weight again



O.M.G. She's back at 200 lbs. The world as we know it is. going. to. end. We all gonna DIIEEE!!!!