Extraordinary horniness plus extraordinary fecundity equals...

This might be beautiful to some people, and childbirth is great and all that, but 18??? EIGHTEEN children??? That's one very year. That's two months between childbirth and conception. That's one uterus that's doing a hell of a job pleasing Jesus.

Of course, they now have a TV show.

Oh, here's a nice bonus to brighten your day: the duggar family website. Don't get me started.