Teh stupid

1. It was raining this morning.
2. I have a solid 20 minute walk from my home the station and from the station to work.
3. I found out that cling-wrapping the broken foot may keep it dry, but cold moist cling wrap clinging to your broken foot is extraordinarily uncomfortable.
4. I also found out today that the boot that enclosed my cling wrapped foot is made of sponge.

So, after hobbling to work on a cling-wrapped broken foot enclosed by a sopping wet boot, I'm standing, wet and shivering, with squelchy feet and in obvious pain in the elevator, and this woman turns around and asks me :

"Aw, did you hurt your foot?"