Sarah Palin Limerick

Sorry, couldn't help it.

The roll out went off without a hitch,
Now the campaign's in the ditch.
Sure she has a pretty family and a handsome hubby,
And sure she gives old white men a collective chubby,
Its just that she's a bible-thumping, IQ-missing, Russia-viewing, moose-cooking, talking-point spewing, America dividing, lousy parenting, fake-bridge supporting, flat-out lying, non-traveling, joe-blowing, McCain backstabbing, race-baiting, socialist-scaring, interview screwing, go-back-the-f*ck-to-Wasilla cry deserving, 2012 run contemplating, $150,000 dress buying, shit-for-brains, uh, woman.