yogi <-> girl attraction graph

Yeah, I know, that's a confusing title. But what I'm trying to say is that there are usually only two reasons for gaps in the writing

1. I'm curing cancer
2. I'm having a hectic time socially
(well, technically there's also 3. I'm being lazy. But we're going to pretend that doesn't exist)

SO.

Yes, I've been busy, but also, yes, I've been drinking. And it was during my 11th (or thereabouts) Guinness last night that I realized that I have an interesting relationship with women. The more I thought about it, the more it rang true.

So here it is dear friends, the PUSHUPYOGI <-> GIRL ATTRACTION GRAPH

Oh yes, of course there's a story. Later though. Have to go back cure cancer.