Anyway, so when another of these dogs landed up in my house, I was not pleased. At all. Its bad enough that the thing yips and tries to grab food off of my plate and tries to lick my face with its filthy tongue, but then this happened last night when I was trying to watch TV.
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See that look on the dumb mutt's face? What does it say? Well, low IQ obviously. Extraordinary ugliness, of course. But you see guilt? Just a wee bit? Well, I do. You want to know why? Because this was what was happening 30 seconds before.
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That flurry of activity is the stupid dog trying to impregnate the hapless cushion. A sound kick to the behind stopped the mad pelvic thrusting, but now I'm wondering what other articles around my house have been propositioned by the damn dog.
Man, I got to go bleach my room...
eeewwww! i hate little dogs too. but to this ones credit, that pillow looks like another mini dog.
ReplyDeleteI can rent Prime to you on an hour-by-hour basis to put an end to all these puppy shenanigans.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!!! Close examination of humping patterns have suggested that the pillow is the only thing that's getting humped, so I'm thinking of hiding it. Or better still, setting in on fired in front of the dog. That should kill its spirit...
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