Moon Rock? Naah. Tree bark? Ooooh yeah.

So, we went to the moon and got back a bit of, ahem, a very much terrestrial tree?

I'm sure there'll be a fantastic explanation for this. Plus of course I'm sure you heard that NASA recently admitted that they lost the original tape of the moon landing because it had been "written over". So they had to take the TV video tapes and had it restored by Hollywood. I'm no conspiracy crank, but that's just a bit convenient, no?