Bear $#*%ing Grylls was asking for it

As I have painstakingly chronicled previously, Bear $#*%ing Grylls is a turd who is waiting to get himself killed on of these days. He's also a royal wanker and a fraud. (Sorry, had to do it).

Anyways, did you hear about this? Apparently this idiot got himself injured on a trip to Antarctica. I'm sure he tried somersaulting across an icy ravine and broke his shoulder in the process. I wish two things had happened:

1. They had caught it on tape.
2. He broke his neck instead of his shoulder.

Here is the idiot in all glory, buried up to his neck in dirt. I'm sure there's some (bullshit) reason.