I want to weep

No, really. I feel sorry. For gramps, for his whole campaign, and even for Joe-I've-got-a-publicist-now.



I wasn't joking. Joe-the-plumber, who would do better under Obama's tax plan, who owes the government back taxes, who agreed that a vote for Obama = death to Israel, whose name really is Samuel Wurzelbacher, now has a publicist. And is planning

1. A run for Ohio Governor
2. A book deal
3. A record deal.

1 and 2 are bad enough for a guy who was (but really shouldn't be) mentioned 23 times during a presidential debate. But a Record Deal!?!?!! Really!!?? So now you think you can sing, Joe?