That's what she said.

In other news, I am still persevering with the raw-food-for-breakfast-and-lunch diet. I made one huge mistake this morning. I wanted to supplant my papaya and banana breakfast with flaxseed meal. Instead of using a spoon, like ordinary civilized people would, I upturned the pack into my mouth. Flaxseed meal pours easily. I got a mouthful and had to choose between spitting and swallowing. I swallowed.

Yes, yes, I get the joke. Point is, my tummy is killing me now. I'm feeling sick.