Halloween this year...

... was a repeat from way back. Cheating. But fun. Yogi is nothing if he isn't classy.


Worried you might get let down on that important date???
Scared that your mojo might go AWOL in times of need???
HAVE NO FEAR, BONERMAN IS HERE!!!


Boner Man's Power Belt had Viagra and ExtenZe (fake packs. Of course.), K-Y, 5-hour energy drinks, something I bought from Target that was battery driven and guaranteed "20 minutes of quivering pleasure. Batteries not included" (no I don't know what it was; I gifted it to my roommates lady friend) and, as a last resort clearly, a wrist exerciser.

Great reception for the costume, absolutely shredded inner thighs because of walking with the prop. Yes it's a prop. No, there is no subliminal psychological compensatory thinking here.

(Same) Rat Fail. Dog Win.

No, we didn't feed the rat to the dog. But we did let it play around with it for a bit. Are we bad people? Dunno. Seemed fun.

Rat Fail. Trap Win.

Looks almost like he's still alive, doesn't it? He's dead though.

Best Halloween Invitation EVER

HeyYogi,

I just sent you an evite for Halloween. Please don’t feel pressured to come by – you won’t know too many people, and I know you have plans that night – but I figured if you want to stop by before you head up it would be fun to see you and your costume (if you’re putting it on before you drive up). If not, no worries! Hope you’re doing well!

Gotta love it.